Crazy new Facebook feature? Personal assistant! WTF?


Facebook Messenger lead David Marcus just announced Facebook’s new “assistant” named “M." 

Seems like nowadays you don’t need to do anything yourself so why would you? Here are 5 services that will make you feel like you have a personal butler:

1. Ask Siri, Cortana, or the new "M” to book you a dinner reservation at your favorite restaurant.

2. Trying to impress your significant other or a business partner? Order a fleet of Teslas from and go out in style.

3. Open up the DRYV app and request a pickup for your dry cleaning. They will pick it up, clean it, and deliver it right back to your door. All you have to do is tap a few buttons on your phone.

4. Don’t have time to walk your pets? Urban leash will come pick up your pets, walk them, and let you monitor it all from your phone.

5. Just really want a human personal assistant? Rent one on an hourly basis with ChicagoAnytimeAssistants They don’t come in tuxedos though, you have to provide that yourself.

Now go live like Kings & Queens with your new assistants.

$1.00 Per Pound Laundry

$1.00 / Pound All Weekend

Hey Chicago!

Whether it’s watching the Elite 8, or doing YOGA 😉 –  you should relax this weekend, and we’ll take care of your laundry on the CHEAP!!!

Starting TODAY, Friday 3/27 – Sunday 3/29 all folded laundry will only be$1/pound.

Get your laundry back next day, smelling fresh, and folded to perfection for the lowest price in town – this weekend only… enjoy!

If you have any questions please reach out to

Stay clean,

-The DRYV Team

P.S. – You still get the discounted laundry price with orders including dry cleaning

Win a FREE Fitting & Custom Shirt!

Hey Chicago,

Thanks to Trumaker, we are giving 5 LUCKY WINNERS a free fitting and built-to-fit shirt (up to $125) this week. All you have to do is schedule a pickup (big pink button below!) for your $50+ order before next Sunday. Then boom, you officially have a chance to win.

*Pickup must occur between Now – Sunday, February 1st

Ladies- take advantage of this opportunity to win a great gift for your man!

Game on.

If you have any questions please reach out to

Stay clean,
-The DRYV Team

Poncho & DRYV

Get $5 Off All Week!

Hey Chicago!

Thanks to our friend Poncho (our favorite free and funny weather report service) we are giving everyone $5 OFF their order this week with code: PONCHO5

*Offer valid Monday, 12/8/14 – Friday, 12/12/14

Who’s ready to say goodbye to bad hair days and start knowing just how to bundle up before facing the brutal weather here in Chiberia? With Poncho you’ll get a text or email every morning telling you just how to handle the day.

Sign up for Poncho now!

If you have any questions please reach out to
Stay clean,
-The DRYV Team

Clothing DRYV Winner

Hey Chicago!

LOADS of congrats to our ClothingDRYV winner, Matthew K.! Overall, we collected over 1,000 LBS of clothing donations and 3,000 PIECES for The Salvation Army! Thanks again to everyone who participated and to our fabulous partners at The Salvation Army, CS, & Rockit Ranch!

General Assembly & Tech Cocktails Chicago 2014 All Star Awards are TONIGHT!

In case you didn’t hear, we were nominated for TWO of General Assembly & Tech Cocktail’s Chicago 2014 All Star Awards: